Two Boys
Were Arguing When The Teacher Entered The Classroom.
Teacher:
“Why Are You Arguing?
A Boy:
“Miss, We Found A 100 Rupees Note And Decided To Give It To Whomever Tells The
Biggest Lie.”
Teacher:
“You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves, When I Was Your Age I Didn’t Even Know
What A Lie Was.”
The Boys
Gave The 100 Rupees To The Teacher.
Once Ram,
Laxman & Sita Were Travelling In A Mercedes.
Suddenly The
Petrol Got Over.
Ram &
Laxman Went To Bring Petrol From The Nearest Petrol Pump.
Ravan Came
& Kidnaped Sita in a Helicopter.
Ram Took Out
His iPhone And Gave a Missed Call to Hanuman.
Hanuman Came
On His Pulsar 220cc, Jumped & Punched The Helicopter.
It Broke
Into 3 Halves.
Ravan: “How
Did You Get Such Energy Dude?”
Hanuman: “Boost Is The Secret Of My Energy“
Suppose You
Lost Your Pen?
Lost Your
Pen – No Pen
No Pen – No
Notes
No Notes –
No Study
No Study –
Fail
Fail – No
Diploma
No Diploma –
No Work
No Work – No
Money
No Money –
No Food
No Food –
Skinny
Skinny –
Ugly
Ugly – No
Lover
No Lover –
No Marriage
No Marriage
– No Children
No Children
– Alone
Alone –
Depression
Depression –
Sickness
Sickness –
Death
Moral: So
Never Lose Your Pen
Ladka: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Tum
Kya Karti Ho?”
Ladki: “Kyu
Bataun? Main Tumhe Janti Bhi Nahi Hoon”
Ladka: “Na
Batao Main Konsa Tumhe Apni New Mercedes Car Mein Bitha Ke 5 Star Resturant Le
Jane Wala Tha”
Ladki:
“Jasmin, B.Com Final Year, Punjab College, College Timing 8 Am To 1 Pm, Friday
Timing 8 To 12 Pm, Sunday Off, Aati Papa Ke Sath Hoon Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti Hoon“
Ladka
Aur Ladki Ek Auto Mein Bethe Hue Kahin Ja Rahe Thhe.
Ladke Ne
Thodi Der Baad Ladki Se Puchha.
Ladka:
“Mujhse Friendship Karogi?”
Ladki: “Mere
Parents Allow Nahi Karte”
Ladka: “Haan
Jaise Mere Baap Ne To Mujhe Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao Abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana
Rakha Hai“
Jitesh
Krishna 
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